Misheard lyrics……..

The following is a list of the most common misheard lyrics – make of it as you will but I am ashamed to admit that for years I thought The Police`s song “So Lonely” was a paen to the former news reader Sue Lawley.

1. ‘Money for nothin’ and chips for free’. Correct lyric: ‘Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free’ from Dire Straits’ ‘Money For Nothing’.

2. ‘Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you’. Correct lyric: ‘Every time you go away take a piece of me with you’ from Paul Young’s ‘Every Time You Go Away’.

3. ‘Sue Lawley’. Correct lyric: ‘So lonely’ from The Police’s ‘So Lonely’.

4. ‘We built this city on sausage rolls’. Correct lyric: ‘We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll’ from Starship’s ‘We Built This City’.

5. ‘Saving his life from this warm sausage tea’. Correct lyric: ‘Spare him his life from this monstrosity’ from Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.

6. ‘See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen’. Correct lyric: ‘See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the Dancing Queen’ from ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’.

7. ‘Excuse me while I kiss this guy’. Correct lyric: ‘Excuse me while I kiss the sky’ from Jimi Hendrix’s ‘Purple Haze’.

8. ‘Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine’. Correct lyric: ‘Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine’ from ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’.

9. ‘Sweet dreams are made of cheese’. Correct lyric: ‘Sweet dreams are made of these’ from The Eurythmics’ ‘Sweet Dreams (are made of this)’.

10. ‘Calling Jamaica’. Correct lyric: ‘Call me when you try to wake her’ from R.E.M.’s ‘The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite’.

11. ‘Or should I just keep chasing penguins’. Correct lyric: ‘Or should I just keep chasing pavements’ from Adele’s ‘Chasing Pavements’.

12. ‘All the lonely Starbucks lovers’. Correct lyric: ‘Got a long list of ex-lovers’ from Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’.

13. ‘I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone’. Correct lyric: ‘I can see clearly now, the rain is gone’ from Johnny Nash’s ‘I can see clearly now’.

14. ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day’. Correct lyric: ‘Take me through the darkness to the break of the day’ from ABBA’s ‘Gimme Gimme Gimme’.

15. ‘Poppadom Peach’. Correct lyric: ‘Papa don’t preach’ from Madonna’s ‘Papa don’t preach’.

16. ‘It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not’. Correct lyric: ‘It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not’ from Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’.

17. ‘I’m farting carrots’. Correct lyric: ‘I’m 14 carat’ from Selena Gomez’s ‘Good for you’.

18. ‘Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her’. Correct lyric: ‘Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer’ from The Monkees’ ‘I’m a Believer’.

19. ‘I want to hold your ham’. Correct lyric: ‘I want to hold your hand’ from The Beatles’ ‘I want to hold your hand’.

20. ‘Kicking your cat all over the place’. Correct lyric: ‘Kicking your can all over the place’ from Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’.

21. ‘Blue seal in the sky with diamonds’. Correct lyric: ‘Lucy in the sky with diamonds’ from The Beatles’ ‘Lucy in the sky with diamonds’.

22. ‘Dyslexics on fire’. Correct lyric: ‘Your sex is on fire’ from Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’.

23. ‘Here we are now, in containers’. Correct lyric: ‘Here we are now, entertain us’ from Nirvana’s ‘Smells like teen spirit’.

24. “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”. Correct lyric: “That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight” from R.E.M.’s ‘Losing my religion’.

25. ‘Bald-headed woman… bald-headed woman to me’. Correct lyric: ‘More than a woman… more than a woman to me’ from the Bee Gees’ ‘More than a woman’.

26. ‘I remove umbilicals’. Correct lyric: ‘I believe in miracles’ from Hot Chocolate’s ‘You Sexy Thing’.

27. ‘We’re caught in a trout’. Correct lyric: ‘We’re caught in a trap’ from Elvis Presley’s ‘Suspicious Minds’

28. ‘I’m Terry Wogan’. Correct lyric: ‘I’m every woman’ from Chaka Khan’s ‘I’m every woman’.

29. ‘Let me just staple the vicar’. Correct lyric: ‘Just let me state for the record’ from Sister Sledge’s ‘We Are Family’.

30. ‘This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus’. Correct lyric: ‘This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius’ from Fifth Dimension’s ‘Aquarius’.

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